It is a chronic illness called The Wait. It's seen often in patients at the doctor's office or at the DMV. Patients suffer badly. Some even become violently ill! Yet, despite attempts, the cure has been illusive to doctors nationwide.
This epidemic, however, has met its match at NAD Medical. We've dug deep into the reasons as to why this illness still exits and seek daily to erradicate it! So far, we have discovered that it replicates when exposed to the following comorbid diseases:
1) Docislateosis 2) Overbookedatitis and 3)Patientchattytitis
We have since innoculated our doctors with the vaccine against the Docislateosis. This has significantly reduced exposure to The Wait. Additionally, our Staff has been properly prophylaxed against the Overbookedatitis.
Since we have denounced the claim that patientchattytitis is a disease. We feel that it needs no cure! Despite, it continues to affect The Wait.
Perhaps, we need the More Time patch. It's the newest thing on the market. But it is very expensive and not covered by any Insuranceo Companeo.
What are your thoughts? Why does The Wait still infect us?