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The Resurgence No-Showidism

Recently, we discussed the prophylatic vaccination for Overbookatitis, a virus that is closely tied to the disease called The Wait.
 
This innoculation has been so successfull in decreasing this dreadful desease that we have happily and zealously treated all staff members.
 
Further scientific studies, however, have revealed a fatal side-effect called No-Showidism. Where Overbookatitis had waiting rooms bursting at the seams, this newly discovered side-effect causes lethargy, forgetfullness and "can't-lift-aphone-iopathy" called No-showidism. Perfectly good, single appointments lay waste in the unltimate sacrifice to prevent The Wait.
 
Population studies have felt the pulse of the patients who have chanted - "We like the vaccination! We like the vaccination! No-Showisdm is but a small price to pay to prevent The Wait! Keep the vaccine!"
 
Well, we have a solution!
Why should The Wait affect you! Don't be a victim to overbookatitis. The vaccine will stay!
 
And No-Showidism now has a patch  called "Bill-me $25." So far, it has dramatically decreased the  "cant-lift-a phone-iopathy" and single appointments, created by the vaccine, are now made available to others.
 
We love being your doctor! Let us know what you think.

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